Pope Boosts Irish Property Speculation in Hell?

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From RTE: Pope Says Hell does Exist OK, so he's telling us that demand for accommodation in hell is likely to grow over the next few decades. It's warm there, right? That's all very well, but what I want to know is, how much does a two-bedroom apartment cost in Hades and what sort of rental yields are we talking? Any properties overlooking the River Styx? Will Ryanair be flying direct? (I have no doubt but that they will.)