Gerry Adams Broadens Definition of "Death by Natural Causes"

I'm not highlighting this as a Shinner-bashing exercise, it's purely for the black humour of it. Seriously Gerry, what are the chances that they died of "natural causes." From the Irish Times: Dissident republicans may be linked to two murders Gerry Moriarty, Northern Editor Dissident republicans may be linked to the murders of two men in west and north Belfast yesterday, according to sources. The body of the first man, said to be in his 30s, was discovered between 3am and 4am yesterday in the Bog Meadows area of west Belfast. He was found shot dead in a car park off the Falls Road near St Gall's GAA club. The man's name was not released last night. He is understood to be originally from the Ardoyne area of north Belfast. The second dead man was found in an alleyway at the rear of Elmfield Street in north Belfast at about 8am yesterday. It was unclear whether he was beaten to death or shot dead. Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams said people should assist the PSNI with its murder investigations. "If they did not die of natural causes, if they were killed, then anyone with any information should bring that information to the police and should co-operate to bring the perpetrators to justice," he said yesterday. Link: Willie O'Dea offers the dumbest excuse ever.